Have you got a name for your bike?

No, it is a bike and I’m a miserable sod.

Why did you start cycling to work?

When I moved to London earlier this year.

How far do you commute?

Camberwell, 2.5 miles south.

What’s the best and worst thing about riding to work?

Speed of getting around the city and fear of death because I’m a massive pansy.

How long have you had your bike?

2.5 years.

What’s your favourite bike accessory?

I couldn’t live without the little bell and knee-pads. Oh and the tassels that I usually have hanging from my handlebars.

Where do you most like to cycle?

Anywhere in London is good fun after midnight.